Thing Is Nothing...

[sperm]

Its me again, I know I've been bugging everyone around with such non-sense but I just want the board to be lively you know...

Anyway, My question is...

A girl saw a hansome guy during her mom's funeral. She doesn't know the name of the guy, nor where he lives... Having no clue of who the guy is she was helpless.

One week later the girl killed her sister... WHY???

This is a test my friends...

[morn]

To avenge her mom's death

[javierea]

That handsome guy was her sister's husband. She just met her sister because they had different fathers and knew each other in the funeral. She fels in love with tis guy and in order to take him, she kills her sister.

[Marduk]

mmmmm

to meet again the man in his sister funeral        

[javierea]

makes more sense

[Cthuga]

marduk is right



PS: sure he was the girl    

[sperm]

You are absolutely right Marduk!!!

With that answer , I would have to stay away from you... Because you have Stalker and pschopathic tendencies. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Who else has a mind freaking question?

[Zeddicus]

Hello everyone I am an old player from AM(I mean really old times.) Any ways a question for you all:

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a $h!t-head?

[sperm]

So ur one of the old timers eh?? hehehe... well they say there are a lot of old AM players here.. i mean from Magewars (MARI).

Well, I dunno what a brown -noser but a $hit head, i know... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

[Anton Draven LaVey]

I'll pass on this topic.

[Zeddicus]

A brown noser is someone who suks up to a superior or a person in charge. Does that help? It is called brown nosing because that person is up the others butt.

[sperm]

Cool stuff dude!!! Hahahah!!!


Did you know that a pig can have orgasm for 30 mins??!! Damn! Lucky pig...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[zeomebuch]

lol

[sperm]

Anyway, Heres the complete list about the FACTS of LIFE.

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its headbefore it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

18. Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

19 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

[Anton Draven LaVey]

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.